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We were both very low-resolution back in the 00's...have some respect

Frequently asked questions

I found a typo and/or error on the website, what should I do?

You should shut up actually, I'm past the point of caring...

I can't think of a Halloween costume, help!

When in doubt, sexy version of anything.

See examples below:

  • Sexy mouse (duh)
  • Sexy Nigel Farage
  • Sexy credit card debts that are spiralling more and more out of control and haunt your every waking thought. The threat of baliffs knocking at your door comes closer to being a reality everyday, but my God you cannot resist the temptation of another £300 Ninja kitchen gadget.
  • Sexy cat

I don't know what to wear for my leather & lace outfit

It's leather and/or lace, all black and/or white

You just need one (or more) substantial leather or substanial lace items of clothing.

No colour, all black, all white, or black and white.

Don't be a knob and wear black leather shoes and think that's enough.

Simple as peas...

Is anything happening the night before?

Guests staying at Hollins Hall will be meeting at the bar, not sure on time yet. Will update with a time closer to the date (check back here a couple of days before).

All welcome to come!

Where is she?

You've been told repeatedly and have been sent invites so you should know 😠

Here she is for those who haven't listened!

The Old Barn at Esholt, Baildon, Shipley, Bradford, BD17 7RJ

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